Now, sniff this!

Name : Afrocat
Owner : retarius
Status : Single, very single.
Fashion crime : Bad hair

Mugshot:



Sad, isn't it. So as an act of kindness, I have decided to give Afrocat a complete makeover, inside out.

Firstly, Afrocat should not restrict his hair colour to black alone, as there are hundreds of wigs out there, fit for a superstar cat like him. A different wig for different days of the week can update his look without looking like he's trying too hard. Keep clothes simple and not over the top, the wig is a fashion statement inself.

Don't overdo it, okay?



I mean, smoking is cool. So, even if Afrocat doesn't smoke (he likes anchovies), he should try and learn a trick or two, just to impress potential clients. Its important for Afrocat to learn the right and cool way to hold a cigarette or when flicking off the ashes. That is star quality. Match with funky t-shirts too! And remember, claws are cool, keep them sharpish.



Never underestime nightime looks too! Afrocat needs to socialize at night and due to the good night vision of Afrocat's friends and potential chicks, Afrocat needs to look sharp at night. What else is there to do except to wear a lovely yellow wig to contrast with the darkened rooms of the local dischotheque? Afrocat will be very popular and this will boost his confidence, especially with the chicks.



So now I hope that Afrocat would succeed in his life and career as a comic strip Afro-imitator cat. Remember, Afrocat that if you want to be believable to your fans, act like an Afrocat and remember to change your wig to reflect your colourful personality!

And p.s. sniffing other people's butt is not cool.

Thanks for using my services and here's your portfolio:


Keep cool!


(The owner of Afrocat owes me USD500, kindly deposit into my account, thank you)